<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Lacquer Head &#187; Nonsense</title>
	<atom:link href="http://lacquerhead.ca/category/nonsense/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://lacquerhead.ca</link>
	<description>Meat and Computers</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sun, 19 Dec 2010 19:03:43 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3</generator>
		<item>
		<title>What it looks like inside my brain.</title>
		<link>http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/09/what-it-looks-like-inside-my-brain/</link>
		<comments>http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/09/what-it-looks-like-inside-my-brain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laqrhead</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lacquerhead.ca/?p=222</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_223" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/laqrheads-brain.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-223" title="Lacquerhead's Brain" src="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/laqrheads-brain-300x260.jpg" alt="What it looks like inside my brain." width="300" height="260" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">What it looks like inside my brain.</p></div>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/09/what-it-looks-like-inside-my-brain/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>This Picture Has Everything</title>
		<link>http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/08/this-picture-has-everything/</link>
		<comments>http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/08/this-picture-has-everything/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 22:35:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laqrhead</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nonsense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lacquerhead.ca/?p=193</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Me, one of my kids, the dog, the guinea pigs, a VW van, Darth Vader on a record, Dill, and my bass.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">
<div id="attachment_194" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 235px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-194" href="http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/08/this-picture-has-everything/2009all-1123/"><img class="size-medium wp-image-194" title="Me, Eden, and Gretchen" src="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/2009All-1123-225x300.jpg" alt="Me, Eden, and Gretchen" width="225" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Me, Eden, and Gretchen</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">Me, one of my kids (Eden), the dog (Gretchen), the guinea pigs (just a little bit of Cinnamon), a VW van, Darth Vader on a record, Dill, and my bass (behind the guinea pig cage).</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/08/this-picture-has-everything/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Worst Pinball Machine Ever</title>
		<link>http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/07/worst-pinball-machine-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/07/worst-pinball-machine-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 01:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laqrhead</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nonsense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lacquerhead.ca/?p=160</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple weekends we stayed at the Comfort Inn in Kamloops. We&#8217;ve stayed there a few times before, mostly because it has a pool and waterslide which the kids love. However this was our fist stay on the second floor which has a &#8220;games room.&#8221; I&#8217;m not sure how I could have missed this gem [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A couple weekends we stayed at the Comfort Inn in Kamloops. We&#8217;ve stayed there a few times before, mostly because it has a pool and waterslide which the kids love. However this was our fist stay on the second floor which has a &#8220;games room.&#8221; I&#8217;m not sure how I could have missed this gem before.<span id="more-160"></span></p>
<p>You know the games room is gonna rock when the first thing you see is this:</p>
<div id="attachment_173" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 235px"><a href="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/imag0071.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-173" title="Sega Out Run" src="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/imag0071-225x300.jpg" alt="Sega Out Run" width="225" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Sega Out Run</p></div>
<div id="attachment_168" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><a href="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/imag0060.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-168" title="Error" src="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/imag0060-150x150.jpg" alt="Best value: don't put a quarter in because the game is broken." width="150" height="150" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Best value: don&#39;t put a quarter in because the game is broken.</p></div>
<p>So I put in my 3 quarters for two plays and it says there are 6 credits. Woot! Two games for a quarter! The table was old and I noticed a few problems off the bat, like the rubber around the left flipper was floppy and loose, but whatever. But then I started to notice the rubber was falling off everywhere. The balls kept getting stuck and you had to tilt the machine to get them out.</p>
<p>Finally three balls got stuck during a thrilling multi-ball episode and the machine shut down. It feebily displayed a message on it&#8217;s dying display: &#8220;3 BALLS MISSING.&#8221; I managed to get them free by almost flipping the machine upside down, but eventually they all got stuck in the same spot again and could not be freed.</p>
<p>I caught a couple other people plugging in quarters only to find out it wasn&#8217;t working. I guess that&#8217;s how they make money off this machine. Anyways, in the end I think I had more fun with the broken machine than I would have if it actually worked.</p>
<p>Some more bad pictures of the &#8220;Games Room.&#8221;</p>

<a href='http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/07/worst-pinball-machine-ever/imag0054/' title='3 Balls Missing'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/imag0054-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="3 Balls Missing" title="3 Balls Missing" /></a>
<a href='http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/07/worst-pinball-machine-ever/imag0055/' title='Stuck Balls'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/imag0055-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Stuck Balls" title="Stuck Balls" /></a>
<a href='http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/07/worst-pinball-machine-ever/imag0056/' title='Stuck Balls'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/imag0056-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Stuck Balls" title="Stuck Balls" /></a>
<a href='http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/07/worst-pinball-machine-ever/imag0057/' title='Left Flipper'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/imag0057-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Left Flipper" title="Left Flipper" /></a>
<a href='http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/07/worst-pinball-machine-ever/imag0059/' title='Rubber Bumper'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/imag0059-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Rubber Bumper" title="Rubber Bumper" /></a>
<a href='http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/07/worst-pinball-machine-ever/imag0060/' title='Error'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/imag0060-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Best value: don&#039;t put a quarter in because the game is broken." title="Error" /></a>
<a href='http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/07/worst-pinball-machine-ever/imag0061/' title='Lethal Weapon Three Pinball'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/imag0061-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Lethal Weapon Three Pinball" title="Lethal Weapon Three Pinball" /></a>
<a href='http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/07/worst-pinball-machine-ever/imag0068/' title='Roadblasters broken screen.'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/imag0068-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Roadblasters broken screen." title="Roadblasters broken screen." /></a>
<a href='http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/07/worst-pinball-machine-ever/imag0069/' title='Road Blasters'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/imag0069-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Road Blasters" title="Road Blasters" /></a>
<a href='http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/07/worst-pinball-machine-ever/imag0070/' title='Sega Outrun'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/imag0070-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sega Outrun" title="Sega Outrun" /></a>
<a href='http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/07/worst-pinball-machine-ever/imag0071/' title='Sega Out Run'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/imag0071-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sega Out Run" title="Sega Out Run" /></a>

]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/07/worst-pinball-machine-ever/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>3-8-5 is the New 1-2-3</title>
		<link>http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/06/3-5-8-is-the-new-1-2-3/</link>
		<comments>http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/06/3-5-8-is-the-new-1-2-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laqrhead</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cute]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kids]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lacquerhead.ca/?p=92</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was trying to teach Kaisey how to count, without much success. The results are very cute though.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was trying to teach Kaisey how to count, without much success. The results are very cute though.<span id="more-92"></span></p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="500" height="405" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lY_o02lHl08&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lY_o02lHl08&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="500" height="405" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2wm1slB_aOg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2wm1slB_aOg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/06/3-5-8-is-the-new-1-2-3/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Getting things started.</title>
		<link>http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/06/getting-things-started/</link>
		<comments>http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/06/getting-things-started/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laqrhead</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[picture]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lacquerhead.ca/?p=20</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t have a lot to post about right now, my brains a bit fizzled from programming all day, so perhaps I&#8217;ll start by reposting some old stuff I&#8217;ve posted to other sites. In the meantime you can take a look at bald me.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t have a lot to post about right now, my brains a bit fizzled from programming all day, so perhaps I&#8217;ll start by reposting some old stuff I&#8217;ve posted to other sites. In the meantime you can take a look at bald me.<span id="more-20"></span></p>
<div id="attachment_21" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bald.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-21" title="bald" src="http://lacquerhead.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bald-300x225.jpg" alt="Going bald for the party." width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Going bald for the party.</p></div>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://lacquerhead.ca/2009/06/getting-things-started/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

